Cambridge Ontario

Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.

Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'

Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.

Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'

Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.

Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.

Hey guys, I was traveling to London from Toronto the other day, and my car broke down in Cambridge Ontario. While I was there, nothing of interest happened.

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Cambridge Try

A disgusting sex act comprised of dipping your nuts in hot water while blowing your load on her face while in a rowboat having gazpacho soup ladled on you.

Johann “Jenn lets do the Cambridge try”
Jenn “I don’t wanna do the Cambridge try because I don’t like gazpacho soup.”

Cambridge University

An old and prestigious university in the UK. Widely considered to be one of the two best British universities, along with Oxford. In most rankings of universities, Cambridge comes either first or second in the UK, and in the top 10 worldwide (along with the likes of Harvard, Yale and MIT). However, the traditional view of a clear hierarchy of British universities is increasingly being considered outmoded, with many other institutions (such as UCL, LSE, Durham and Imperial College London) being considered to rival Oxford and Cambridge in many respects.
Stereotypes surrounding Cambridge students include that they’re all from wealthy backgrounds, that they’re all nerds, that they’re all snobs and that they’re all from the South of England.

Notable alumni of Cambridge University include Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Vladimir Nabokov, Ian McKellen, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Nick Griffin and Nick Clegg

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Cambridge attitude

The attitude adopted by many of those either working or studying at the University of Cambridge, or by those who have worked or studied there in the past.

Defining characteristics of the “Cambridge attitude" include:

- total failure to acknowledge even the existence of co-workers considered to be of a lower status;
- feeling of complete superiority over everybody, particularly anybody judged to be non-“Cambridge”;
- utter inability to relate socially to those considered to be of a lower class;
- astonishment, confusion and nausea when somebody judged to be of a lower status turns out to be better than them at something;
- refusal to accept the value of degree courses at other institutions (apart from Oxford, known as The Other Place).

Janine: “Would you believe I have shared an office with Hermione for 14 years and yet she only said ‘Hello’ to me for the first time last Tuesday?”
Dave: “I did try to tell you that she has a bit of a Cambridge attitude, didn’t I? Only this morning she shut the lift door in my face, and yesterday she pushed in front of me at the photocopier.”
Janine: “Yes, but even so, I am the managing director…”

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Cambridge University

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.

Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University

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Cambridge Bay

A small town of about 1700 people in northern Canada. Very tightly knit and everyone is related, so if you vist there, there is minor chance you'll be jumped and forced to make sweet inuk cross babies.

Bobby: Hey! How is it in Cambridge Bay right now?
Paula: Bad. We accidently broke the last tourist and his baby juice.

Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

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