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A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport.
Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.
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act of dumping dozens of pictures from your digital camera in an album lacking any theme. provenance: facebook
My memory card is filling up fast, I need to induce camera vomit to make some room.
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a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.
Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.
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A camera placed in a particular spot to get great footage before coming to a untimely demise.
Dirty Jobs features suicide cameras regularly.
Someone who takes thousands of pictures of themselves to put on myspace. Usually, the pictures are taken from weird angles or are pictures of a mirror which is completely pointless because the camera gets in the way of your face. They usually never even look at the camera and do that same blow-fish pose with a peace sign in every picture.
There are 100,384 pictures of that camera whore on her camera.
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Camera = Latin for “room”
Obscura = Latin for “dark”
Go into a very dark room on a bright day. Make a small hole in a window cover and look at the opposite wall. What do you see? Magic! There in full color and movement will be the world outside the window — upside down! This magic is explained by a simple law of the physical world. Light travels in a straight line and when some of the rays reflected from a bright subject pass through a small hole in thin material they do not scatter but cross and reform as an upside down image on a flat surface held parallel to the hole. This law of optics was known in ancient times.
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A Great Band consisting of:
Tracyanne - Vocals, Guitars
Kenny - Guitars, Vocals
Gavin - Bass Guitar
Nigel - Trumpet, Percussion
Lee - Drums, Percussion
Carey - piano, organ, Vocals
A= Camera Obscura Image of Courtyard Building, Lacock Abbey, England by Abelardo Morell
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