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The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.
"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
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The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.
"Who?"
"I'm Canada"
"Who?"
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The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.
Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)
We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****
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The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.
You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.
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The country i am moving to when Bush finally brings back the draft.
"HOLY CRAP! Satan is president and he wants to send me to die in a foreign desert. Wait a minute, i've got an idea. "Oh Canada..."
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A fake country created by a lizard man named Justin Trudeau.
Person 1: “Man I could never live in Canada, it’s too cold there.”
Person 2: “Why are you talking about this fictional place? Are you ok?”
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Aside from being a country (obviously) and America's hat, Canada is a character from the anime Hetalia. He has a pet polar bear that he can't remember the name of. (Its name is Kumajiro.) Everyone either confuses him for America, can't see him, or doesn't know who he is.
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada.
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England: Hey, America, about those war plans...
Canada: Um, sorry, but I'm not America.
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Canada: *running into a G8 meeting* Sorry I'm late!
Japan: Oh, it's fine. We've...all been waiting for you...
Everyone: Who is this guy?
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