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A person who has free healthcare, smarter than a american, and a really nice person.
Me: my Canadian friend is poggers
My Freind: thank you not that smart american.
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A slang term for African Americans used by a small, but growing group of people in Indiana and Chicago. The term was created as a substitute for the pejorative, Nigger, in order to express the term but avoid any conflicts.
God damn Canadians.
...there were a bunch of Canadians standing outside the club so I sprinted as fast as I could.
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Someone who constantly looks for ways to justify their existance by naming off various milestones or inventions created by other Canadians so that others will take notice.
Like the skinny kid with thick glasses at the back of the classroom, they try very hard to impress with all their statistics on Canada's gun crime rates versus the U.S.A. and constantly fawn over faults in American foreign policy while ignoring what atrocities their own country and corporations have done to others.
Talisman Energy ring a bell? I thought so. How about the major Canadian book retailer that backs "lone soldiers" in the state of Israel? No? Hmmmm...
You Canadians need to concentrate on your own problems. And there are many.
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An amoeba-like individual originating from the "room above the party," otherwise known as canada. Has tendencies of speaking misinformation, quoting outdated statistics, and often voices anti-American sentiments. Usually ends sentences with the word, "eh," even when making a simple statement as brain power is quite limited. Occasionally tries hard to differentiate itself from an American due to having a weak identity, suffering from mild retardation. These prideful, boastful, passive-aggressive life forms are often found blogging or spreading propaganda throughout the world to demonstrate the wonders of canada (also often referred to as canadia or canaDUH). These life forms come in many shapes and sizes, but generally have roundish bodies accompanied by short, sausage-like appendages and incredibly ugly faces. Suffering from hypocritical tendencies, it rarely is taken seriously in the context of others.
Look! Did you see that canadian? It is so ugly and dumb it looks like it sat its face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe!
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A self-righteous and inherently distrustful group of people who envy all things American. Canadians are generally pale-skinned and stupid, and they enjoy taking something American (i.e. "Barnes & Noble") and making a shittier Canadian version of it (i.e. "Chapters"). A typical Canadian suburb is comprised of neatly situated dirt roads and igloos. Canada's chief exports are: (1) douche bags; and (2) donuts. Until recently, Canada was a great place for an American to buy a cheap hand job from a prostitute. However, due to the recent surge in the Canadian dollar, Canada has experienced a dearth of visits from the horny American men who once shot their superior American loads upon the faces and tits of Canadian whores.
Wow! Look at that self-righteous, stupid douche bag. I'm guessing he's Canadian because he is so pale and asshole-ish.
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someone whose sexual orientation is in question. A metrosexual or tomboy.
Is your show tune loving, manscaping brother Canadian?
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A Loving person who eats normal and talks normal and is funny! If you ever meet one make sure to smile! If you get one mad make sure to say sorry and they will automatically forgive you. They also like maple syrup and getting caught in the snow! THEY HATE THE MOVIE FROZEN and will always be mature no matter how old. They also eat normal food and are rich. Ever think of going to Canada? Make sure to say every girl is beautiful or they will get offended! No jokes intended take all of this seriously EVERY CANADIAN IS BEAUTIFUL
Wow now THAT'S a Canadian :)
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