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A dank hole in an otherwise lifeless tundra.
Boy, I sure am tired of staring at all of this Canadian History, really gets me down.
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A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.
The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.
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A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
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American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now.
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1. A.K.A the frozen stranger
2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.
Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is.
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Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.
Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.
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-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.
first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.
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