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carney-ing

The Action of urinating into your own mouth, or another humans with uploading it onto a social network for the world to see.

Person 1 - Bro what are you doing?
Person 2 - I'm just carney-ing all the athletes do it.

by ScoottyGee June 30, 2014

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ben carney

ben carney is a jewish nerd who looks kinda like a rat

uhghg its ben carney Im gonna kms

by ratfacejewboy April 10, 2016

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Mr Carney

The most feared gangster and serial paedophile the world has ever seen. He worked at Deniliquin high and moved to Bega as the cops started to catch up to him. He can likely be found hiding near schools or playground, or likely under your bed. Mr Carney has a cult following known as the CarneyGang and the can be identified by the red and black polo sports t-shirts. Watch out for Mr Carney the virginity thief, he’ll make your anus bleed.

Jack West: see that white liquid on the window.
Jono: yeh that was me and MrCarney.
Mildog: No Doubt, he locked me up in his van and I worked as his sex slave for a week.
Davo: That’s the Mr Carney we all know and love.
Jack West: I hear he has a fedish for frog ranga amphibions.
Harry-A: IM NOT A BLOODY RANGA
All: Shut up Syndrome.

by Local Street Ranga March 30, 2020

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Joshua carney

A person who likes to steal from family members and friends. Likes to fuck underage girls who look like little boys. He smokes weed and does any other drug if you tell him too. He likes to lie about everything and cheat on every girl he's ever dated. He also likes to steal cars and people's rent money. Joshua Carney is a metrosexu hipster with a small brain that barely ever gets used.

You are acting like a real joshua carney

by Dickryddle September 5, 2016

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jim Carney

He was born James Eugene Carrey on the 17th of January, 1962, in Newmarket, Ontario (it's worth noting that both of America's biggest comic film stars - Carrey and Mike Myers - are Canadian). Newmarket was a neat and easy-going town just to the north of Toronto, and it was here that Carrey spent his early years with his three older siblings - Pat, John and Rita - and parents Percy and Kathleen. Kathleen suffered depression and was often chronically sick with illnesses both real and imagined. Percy, sharp-witted and highly amusing, was formerly a sax player in a big band, but had sold his sax and his dreams to take a job as an accountant. His wife's father habitually referred to him as "Loser", easily done as Percy was extremely mild-mannered. Indeed, Jim would later model The Mask's Stanley Ipkiss on him

1. who would you like to play the joker in the next batman film?

2. you know, that one that played the riddler. Jim Carney

by Phil Atkinson November 16, 2006

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


John Carney

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.

(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.

by d-Mack May 1, 2004

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Mary-Kate Carney

Seen mostly in the rhode island-massachusetts area. known for keeping it real and sustaining her beliefs of living above the influence though her entire group of friends are hardcore druggies. She has a knack for knowing random facts about random bands that no one listens to and wearing animal backpacks.

Steven Nolan: OH EM JEE is that Mary-Kate Carney? LIKE i want to rub my bodess against her plush vestSZ

Madison Bryant: LYke wowww Nolesz I think i'm gonna passz outts.

by PqR88Txu November 15, 2009

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