Carrot

This is a carrot. Idk why im doing this. its a random word friend gave me..... its orange i think.... im colorblind idk.

Person 1: Hey look at that carrot
Person 2: nice. its a carrot

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Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"

OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.

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Carrot

An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.

The carrots are coming!!!

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Carrots

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!

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Carroted

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."

Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."

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carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

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Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

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