acting like you are so cool when you actually are abnormally short and in fact not cool at all
using too much hair gel on ones own self
omg look at Doopy he used way too much hair gel he is totally pulling a carver
omg look at Boopy he thinks he's all that but he's really pulling a carver.
Dude you totally pulled a carver i saw like twenty empty bottles of hair gel in your trash
He is the sexy character from the movie "Lorna Doone." He is a hotheaded murderer who wants to marry Lorna for her inheritance. He is WAY hotter than Lorna's love interest, John Ridd. Carver is the leader of a band/family of theives and murderers, the Doone's. The Doone's were kicked off their land and forced to move to a valley in Exmoor. Carver is drop dead sexy, even when he shoots Lorna, but she still lives, and drowns himself in a bog. Carver is played by Aidan Gillen.
ohmygod, he looks just like Carver Doone.
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To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.
Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!
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A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called βSquid Gameβ where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).
John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I donβt like those Cookie Carvers over there
A town full of people who either think they're hicks or gangsters. Full of drugs and teenagers who think that smoking weed makes them badass.
Often called "Cavah" by those who like to pretend that they have Boston accents, when in reality they go to the city at a maximum of three times a year.
Usually referred to as "near Plymouth" when asked the question, "So, where are you from?"
People always talk about how they can't wait to leave, but most end up staying in their parents' basements and going to community college, making money by selling drugs to the new generation of lazy wannabe Bostonians that party with the same three people every Friday night.
Full of girls who think they're attractive, guys who think those girls are attractive because there's nobody else around to compare them to, and people that are stuck-up for no reason other than the fact that they can get away with smoking and underage drinking.
Home of cranberry bogs and guys that think they're hicks because they work them.
Person 1: Hey, where are you from?
Person 2: Carver, Massachusetts
Person 1: ......
Person 2: Near Plymouth
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Played by Jonathan Pryce in Tomorrow Never Dies (1997). Newspaper magnate who likes to make his own stories. Had his wife murdered for colluding with 007 (and thoughtfully put her in his news bulletin). Prepared to risk WW3 in order to secure his market in China. Made the film. The only truly frightening Bond villain in the franchise's history.
Elliott Carver (on Bond's mobile in Hamburg): You have two things belonging to me, Mr. Bond. Now I've found one of them, I've a fair idea where the other one is.
(He is referring to his satellite decoder and his wife. Bond floors the accelerator back to the hotel ...,)
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A slur used to describe Asian people, often used with βsquid game peopleβ (not racist if used without hard R)
Person 1: yo wanna go see that movie? I heard the main characters a cookie carver.
Person 2: dude wtf! Thatβs racist you canβt use the hard R instead say cookie carva.
Person1: My bad bro wonβt happen again. You still wanna see that movie though?