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A woman who's been with other women.
Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."
My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."
February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’
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Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
This is a day to celebrate your cats fatness
“ Hi it is fat cat day “ , “yes I know my cat is 25 pounds “ , “ my cat is 17 pounds”