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Gayest religion ever, wait stop, no Kabbalah is.
...somewhere in Texas...
John: I'm catholic.
Dan: You won't fit in here.
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How you feel after pulling an all nighter partying. Including that scratchy sandpaper cotton mouth feeling.
Man, I feel worse than shit, I feel like CATHOLE!!!
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Catholic is supposed to refer to all the semi-autonomous churches of Christianity that recognize the Bishop of Rome (also known as the Pope) as its leader. However, Roman Catholics, being the most stuck-up and snotty of the bunch, have begun to take it as meaning only them. This really, really annoys all the Eastern Rite Catholics that get called Orthodox because they're not.
Joe: Gee, I wish Roman Catholics weren't so annoying.
Jim: Yeah, I wish they would realize that we're Catholic too.
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the only people entitled to call themselves catholics are protestants, because we believe in the universal priesthood of all believers.
the correct terms for roman catholics are either romanist or papist, because they are members of the roman church and worshippers of the papacy.
i protest the truth of holy scripture, and the true catholic, universal, spiritual church of all believers.
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Someone who identifies with at least some Catholic teachings and traditions, likely because of upbringing, but is not active in the Catholic Church.
A "cultural Catholic" was raised in a Catholic family, probably attended Catholic services as a child, and possibly attended Catholic school for at least a few years. Catholic teachings and traditions may influence the person's behavior, decision-making, and holiday celebrations, but a "cultural Catholic" no longer attends Mass or practices his or her faith. The person may continue to attend weddings, funerals, and other events that take place in the Catholic Church but does so out of consideration for family and friends rather than as an expression of his or her own faith.
That family goes to the movies rather than to Mass on Christmas Day, but they still incorporate a manger into their holiday decor because they're "cultural Catholics."
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Two boys who have had their genitals “inspected” by the same older male, such as with the three P’s: priests, pediatricians, and politicians.
Bruh, you got your balls fondled by Father David too?? We’re Catholic Brothers!
to pull out (of an arrangement) at the last minute
to do a Catholic:
I've just heard Bob won't be coming tonight. He's done a Catholic.