A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
Being a fat alcoholic with no drive or motivation.
‘Not going to the gym, I’m ceebing’
When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"
-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.
Ceeb basically means ‘cba’ but shortened down to ‘ceeb’
pronounced as: s-ee-b
ceeb going to college tomorrow
The term idiots use to show they 'Cant Be Bothered' instead of using the proper abbreviation "Cbb".
"Gaston can you take that stick out of your ass?"
"Ceebs, bro"
A shortened version of “ican’t be bothered”.
“Get out of your bed!” “Ceebs!!”
To not be bothered
Toby asked if james could help him get through his mothers death
"Ceebs you already owe me a pen cuh" He replied with