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Pink Ceiling

Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated

Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling

by King of July November 6, 2009

35πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

66πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling gang

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.

PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.

by UCwQv20plvqsgmfRkgv5pyww on yt May 11, 2020

48πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling Eyes

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.

Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?

by jayms82 December 19, 2008

256πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


hit the ceiling

1-to become very angry
2-to reach the limit of something

1- when Sarah finds out that I forgot to fix her car she will hit the ceiling
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september

by Megamallo September 14, 2013

30πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling Cat

The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.

Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.

Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.

by Moloch horridus October 13, 2009

109πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020