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A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.
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A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry
That chair is likes my buttocks
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He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…
Chair: I know who likes you
Person: Who?
Chair: They have a S and an E in their name
Person: -.-
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A small, uncomfortable form of bed
Wanking on a chair is not as good as wanking on the bed
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A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.
If you thumbs-down this definition, you are as fucking retarded as possible. I just defined a chair, and it makes NO sense if this has a thumbs-down, so fuck off with your thumbs-downs.
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