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The movement and political campaign that killed the foundation of America.
Obama: We need Change. Change will take us out of these dark financial times.
Anyonewithsense: You dumb@#!% you've just brought communisim to america and helped raise unemployment.
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When someone has to leave a group of people to go take a shit.
Alyssa: I will be right back, I have to go change.
Me: Where did Alyssa go?
Other: She said she had to go change about 20 min ago.
Me: Changing must mean "Shitting"
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A commonly used phrase that signifies both to Chill and to Hang in one fancy word
Yo dude, let's go chang at your place
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Verb. To simultaneously chill and hang contiguously and amicably with one's compatriots in a manner which is no big deal.
What are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna chang out, eating chicken fingers with four time NBA All Star Chauncy Billups. No big deal.
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Slang for Asian chad
Chang is one of many of Chad’s minority friends. His full name is Chang Long Wang.
He’s the ‘jack of all trades’ chad because he’s good and better at everything; older women love him because he’s the ideal man or young women and girls love him because they can live their weeaboo, koreaboo, or Asian-male-loving fantasy.
a Chang is wise, gentle, observant, romantic, open minded, outgoing, and many more attributes.
‘Chang Long Wang’ is a mindset for Asian males. Don’t let those incels and racists beat you down AMs. CHANGe yourself.
John and Stacy walk to Stacy’s house after their romantic dinner date. Stacy rings the door bell and dad opens the door.
Stacy’s Dad: Who’s this?
Stacy: He’s my boyfriend, his name is John.
I sometimes call him Chang.
John, meet my dad.
John: Hello, Stacy’s dad. It’s nice to meet
you. (John stretches his right hand
out for a handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: Oh, so you’re John, the boy
that my little Stacy was talking
about. It’s nice to you too,
John. (Stacy’s Dad accepts
John’s handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: You know that Stacy watches a
lot of those Japanese cartoons
called anime, right, John?
Stacy: Dad!
John smiles at Stacy’s embarrassed face while Stacy’s Dad laughs maniacally. END.
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A short-lived (usually 3 days or less) stint at a place of employment or other obligation.
Did you hear about Dave? He pulled a Chang over at XYZCorp.
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change.. it happens every second of everyday...it happends when you grow..when you change sceneory...everyone changes...it all depends on if its good or bad
when the love of your life your best friend since grade 6. . .and everything goes fine... its a little rocky at one time.. but then you rejoin and are close as ever...then you finally learn that you love this friend so much more then you thought...for a long time you are the couple... holding hands kissing you have grown up together... and you even get over a breakup... and then a new surrounding comes into place... new people and at first its all right..but then just when you think that you friend is going to push you aside.. you end up doing the pushing
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