Chapin Eagle

A species of bird whose habitat is along the shores of Lake Murray in South Carolina. Their nests are made of spare $100 bills from their father’s wallet. They’re known to not live past 18 years old because of the fact they realIze all of their lives they’ve lived off of daddy’s money and juul pods. A very arrogant, and frail species.

synonyms: Chach, Prettyboy, Irrelevant

“Chapin Eagles lose to Dutch Fork Silver Foxes 86-0, I think we all know they should stick to 4A.”