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that really annoying and offensive girl on funimate that needs to go outside and touch some grass
“you know @ultbp on funimate has done something offensive again”
“it’s charmaine are you surprised”
Some one who acts like ur friend then as soon as someone else comes into your life she acts like u weren’t even there
Me “Hey Charmaine”
Charmaine “em who r u”
Me “umm like ur best friend”
Charmaine “go away I am bored of u now”
Probably loves animals and likely to have 3 hamsters and 2 dogs.
Charmaine carried a Patch of Pebbles in the Mei-dle of the lolli night.
Someone who completes you as a person
They will love you and make sure that you know that. They are kind, amazing, lovely, cute, sexy, hot, beautiful, and many truly good things. They are kinky and usually don't tell you at first. They love talking about shit and is just an all around fun person to talk to.
The shorter the Charmaine, the more likely it is to fall in love with her, she is sometimes sensitive, will annoy you, or even rethink things, but in the end she is someone you can rely on. If you habe one in your life, marry them as they are something that only you should keep.
"I love you Charmaine"
"I love you more"
This bleeding minger decided that it would be fun to get kidnapped by a bunch of sticky old men with eyebrows that look like caterpillars, and the cherry on top of the moldy pineapple cake baked by satan himself is the fact that these rusty animatronics of chimps stole her meth stash, which is the only reason that vince wriggles through a testicular torsion of a street, a fucking cave, a grave covered in piss, a house built by picasso, a shitty old drag-off of a swamp and carnival that's probably responsible for syphilis. In turn, breaking bad is a good show.
"I am Madam Charmaine, your creator,"
"You also need to brush your fucking teeth you wank-stain"
She's the hero Malta deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, Covid will hunt her, because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
*The Gauchi races up a ramp into a blinding light*
*END CREDITS*
"You either die a Charmaine Gauchi, or you live long enough to become a Robert"