Cheds

A title given to a friend in lieu of bud, bro, brah, pal, son, dog, etc. Originating from the 17th century custom of referring to one's close personal acquaintances as "My dearest Chedwick".

"Yo Cheds, you seen Mikey around? I think he may have shit in my laundry hamper."

cheds

the act of giving blow jobs

i heard that girl gave him cheds yesterday

wow she's a chedder for sure

ched

Money. Short for cheddar.

Gimme some ched, I need some eats.

cheds

Cheds, short for cheddies, means either pornographic material or anything sexual.

-Let's go to my computer and look at some cheds.
-I want cheds!
-Let's make some cheds.

ched

A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead
Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone
Bob: Guys, he's a ched.

ched

Large amount of money.

I can't go to the concert I have to go to work and stack that ched.

ched

An exclamation to pronounce a chat of any sort “dead”, due to lack of messages being sent. This is usually acceptable after a few minutes have passed since the last message in said chat was sent. At the same time, it is also a vague attempt to revive chat, by bringing its death to the attention of everyone involved. It is a combination of the words “chat” and “dead”.

User A(to User B):it’s been like five minutes since anyone’s said anything
User B: ahem
User B(in the chat): “ched”