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A line from chappelle show. Arsenio Hall attends a cheese party and expressed his enjoyment of the cheese
Arsenio Hall: This is some good-ass cheese!
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When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.
He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.
When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.
I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.
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when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.
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Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
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