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getting hot nacho cheese put on you dick and having a girl suck it off
this one time Ben (Cheese Dick) was at the movies and there was no one in there and this chick heather (Chedda Momma) dipped his penis in hot nacho cheese and then sucked it off.
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one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!
if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick
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filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.
"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."
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(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick
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Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done
Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick
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the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
me last night with a whore melted cheese dick
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When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.
Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.