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When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.
Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
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When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.
Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."
Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."
When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!
Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?
Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
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A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.
At work we finished loading the truck, so I showed Tara the cheese grater.
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when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.
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an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.
seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater
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