Chia Head

When you stick the tip of your cockinto your chick's bushjust enough to where it looks like a little afro for you johnson

Holy shit bitch you just gave me a chia head

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Chia Legs

It's like having a chia pet growing on your legs, i.e. having very very hairy legs.

Clara: Catie has chia legs!
Jeff: What?

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CHIA SOAP

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP

THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD

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chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

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Dirty Chia

When you really want a Chai tea, but are awful at spelling. The barista will probably give you an old, slightly used, chai pet.

Hi, I'd like a Dirty Chia!

Chia Pet

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.

Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!

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chia

chicken of something.

Man that guy is chia of picking up that girl

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