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An Exclusive, Elite, underground Fight Club in San Francisco. It is located next to shanghai bazaar. Only orientals may enter.
"Dude i got my tits twisted last night."
"Where? At Chinatown Fight Club."
"Fosho."
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The rage building up inside your head when you try to manuever through Canal Street in New York. The mostly-female tourists (including grown women) haggling their purchase of that fake coach bag and gucci sunglasses down to $6 from $15. It's especially aggravating when you are in a rush. Rage builds up to the point where you want to smack people next to you just to make some space around you. Then you quickly realize that it's mostly women and hitting is not an option. But that only makes the chinatown rage worse. In fact, they have many 6-dollar pair of shoes to hit you back with.
Friend 1: Man, you are late and you look so angry.
Friend 2: I have a lot of Chinatown rage in me. Give me a Bud Light.
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A sexual act originating from the Shang Dynasty in China. The upside down chinatown consists of an asian female filling her snatch with rice and soy sauce and laying backwards to her partner. Her partner then proceeds to eat out her filled vag. The act originally was intended to be performed between two asians but over time it has transcended into modern culture, including spinoffs like using chopsticks and incorporating other ingredients like sweet and sour pork.
Josh: Hey Zach how was your date with Pam last night?
Zach: Oh it was great. Did you know she's Korean?
Josh: No way did she tell you?
Zach: Well I pretty much figured it out when she gave me an upside down chinatown.
Josh: Haha score bro!
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A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.
"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"
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A person performing oral sex on a woman
I told my friend he was Going downtown Chinatown on me, and it was on and poppin'.
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Also an antiquated reference to giving you a very bad beating administered by anyone, upon anyone, but once particularly common in reference to domestic violence.
In addition to being one of many sexual references in The 30's classic Minnie the Moocher, this is also a reference to a bad beating.
"I ever catch you here again, I'm going to take you down to Chinatown."
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When my girl is on her period, her vagina smells like some hot summer Chinatown garbage
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