chive

n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head

I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.

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Chive

Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.

Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.

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Chive

the gentle scraping of the puss on her partners teeth before having sex.

Before we mount would you like me to chive your puss.

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Chive

Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.

A Chive.

"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"

World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;

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chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

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Chived

When you start to get really pissed off/ angry or furious

I was in an argument and then I started to get chived
Tommy and molly-mae: if we start to feel pissed off we are chived

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Chived

To steal or re-use content or an idea without properly crediting the creator, claim its yours, then bitch when you get called out on it.

Dude, you totally chived that image from reddit.

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