Chode(noun)
Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/
A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad
Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!
South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...
Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.
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The area between the testicles and the anus.
It is anatomicaly impossible for the penis to be wider than it is long.
Not only will tight pants cause loss of blood to the testicles , but they will also cause severe chaffing of the chode.
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A penis that won't hit bottom but it sure will fuck up the edges!
His chode made my vagina sore for weeks.
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a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.
floppy dick Chode
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We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.
Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples
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A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.
Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm
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