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choker

synonym for a cigarette. must be used in conjunction with the word strangler.

"hey slim, you going to strangle back a choker? i'll join you

by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005

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dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 8, 2008


nashville choker

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.

We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.

by vaGina August 12, 2017


bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel August 30, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor โ€” I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 25, 2004

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Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

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