Claim Chowder

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

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Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

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cooch chowder

a term that refers to a woman having abnormally thick pussy cum.

did you eat today?

Yeah i had a bowl of cooch chowder

foot chowder

When your feet sweat and your foot gets all wet and nasty

Don't get that nasty foot chowder in my shoes

vulva chowder

(noun)An affliction suffered by females that develops when the temperature and the humidity is high or have recently undergone strenuous activity. Ass sweat combines with the vaginal sweaty discharge and is trapped in the panties creating a noxious odor reminiscent of bad shellfish.

This recent D.C. heat wave has Kristen using her panties as a bread bowl for her vulva chowder.

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chowder bag

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

gonna hop in the shower and wash the chowder bag.

eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.

I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.

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