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Christian hard core music. Christian death metal, Christian metalcore. Generally Christ core bands have a Christian-centered message in their lyrics. They sound the same as other metal bands, except their lyrics convey a Christian (sometimes not positive) message. They sing about the rapture, redemption, failure, and life struggles. In their lyrics they also capitalize "you" and "your" to signify they are referring to Christ, Jesus, or God.
Popular Christ Core bands: As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Haste the Day, Impending Doom, Underoath.
Example of Lyrics:
Redemption
by August Burns Red
I trust in You for life to live, air to breath, purity fills my lungs. I no longer live in solitude, no longer bound. My heart beats with great devotion, this is a start to a new beginning. On my knees praying for mercy, hand raised high, humble and broken. Wanting Your grace, wanting Your security. Memories of lying face down motionless, with such a hollow feeling inside, soon I will end this life I was living. I am just a man, with a heart and sinful hands, I am a fallen victim. Lord show me the way as I give myself to You, never let me go, hold me with Your everlasting love, be my strength, be my voice, my glory. Set me free.
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the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.
person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*
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An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"
"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."
"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
syn. buddy jesus
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Christ I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
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While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.
Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.
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Santa Christ Santa Christ we all love Santa Christ, he is Santa and Jesus God damn its Santa Christ. He atoned for all our sins but he also likes pancakes, he saves puppies from a fire and he also likes pancakes. He played base for Aerosmith, reads to sick orphans too, he goes surfing in space, and makes really good Fondue. He shoots lasers from his eyes and heal curtains for free, he fights monsters for fun and hangs out with Mr. T. Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, Santa Christ, you are the best man we love you Santa Christ.
Tarken: Holy Shit Weeg there goes Santa Christ back from a busy day.
Weeg: Yup he is going to IHOP to eat his pancakes.
All: You are the best man we love you Santa Christ
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A phrase you can say when you don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. First name from Regis Feldman.
Oh Regis Christ, what the hell is going on?!