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Christopher

The latin being Christos-Philo. Christos=annointed and Philo= lover of. Lover of the annointed or Annointed lover. Either way Christophers deep down strive to live up to the moniker. Usually going by Chris when young and reclaiming the whole name with maturity to honor their mothers who chose the full regal version at birth. A bolt of lightning combined with the cool of the ocean breeze. Christophers can knock your socks off in the bedroom and out party the most die hard of ragers be it bong or booze. His lampshade gets bigger the longer the party goes yet can hold his own going fist to fist. A lover's lover and a fighter's fighter. Weaknesses include vagina, marijuana and a cold beer. If he has a thousand dollars on a Friday morning it will become $2.78 by Monday night.

That Christopher guy from the bonfire last night had the dankest herb and he left in that van full of girls to go to a private afterhours.

by Rukha da'Q March 19, 2011

100๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

Is awesome, funny and Intelligent. A inner geek. Finds going "commando" really, really, comfortable. He makes me smile and laugh. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. I am proud of you. Love you.

Christophersexyawesomefunnysmile

by ddseastar February 16, 2010

586๐Ÿ‘ 317๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

A tall, funny guy who is amazing to talk to. The kind of guy who is honest with you and who understands your crazier moments.

'I was doing my happy dance and that guy saw! But it's okay, he's a Christopher so he understands."

by bubblesandcheese March 27, 2012

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

Christophers are amazing in every single way. They're sweet,smart,and caring of others' feelings. When you find your christopher don't ever let him go EVER.

Me: I got myself a Christopher finally.
Friend: aww man your soo lucky I wish I had a christopher

by Mmaster1923 December 12, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

Christopher..... One Of The Most loving And Caring Guys Youlll Ever Meet, At First Youll Be Close Friends But After Awhile you will Fall For him... Even Though You Go Through Hard Times he Will Always Try To Be There.. And When He Is Not He Gets Mad and Upset At Himself For Not Being With His Girl.. Lovely,Kind,Sweet, Tall, Dark, And Handsome. Brings A Whole New meaning To All Of Theses words. Gives You A Whole New Perspective On Life. He Will Love You For A Life Time.

Girl 1: Look At Him He Is Wonderful
Girl 2: I Know! He Is So Loving and caring
Girl 3: I KNow He Reminds Me Of Christopher

by Summer3275 March 25, 2012

40๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He Likes to endulge himself in ways that are usually naked and have his pensis out, a person with this name likes to do it doggy. A guy who always seems cool on the outside, but inside is confused about his feelings to others, and often need the support of his close friends so help him out a bit. BUT who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.

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Christoper wilko
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by Geraldean February 6, 2010

1470๐Ÿ‘ 976๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christopher

A man with furth unyealing, and heroics past the point of normal comprehension. Often associated with being of the upmost heterosexuality. One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.

Chick talking to a guy: man you are one hell of a Christopher

by Balls Macgee February 3, 2010

1228๐Ÿ‘ 832๐Ÿ‘Ž