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Activities done during quarantine.
Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.
The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles
A video that was made by someone who must have had nothing else to do with their time. Its confusing at first but once you keep watching its a great video. But sometimes it makes you want to kill yourself.
"Hey man, did you watch the new The Chronicles of Darkness?"
The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles
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See: My Freshmen Year of College.
Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.
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The act of getting high from marajuanna use. The Lion is a synonym for marajuanna and when you get high, you "arrive" in narnia.
Tom: Hey, wanna do the chronicles of narnia
Jim: Sure, I have the lion with me
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Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA
The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle
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