A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.
"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
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A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
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The most amazing artist ever to grace your mothers presence. His music is a passionate mashup of dubstep in the back with great vocals. Best know for his song too close, a song which, in some cultures, has whole religions formed around its amazingness. He and the most interesting man in the world dressed as each other for Halloween as chuck Norris wished he could join.
Have you converted to Alex clarism yet?
Yeah, I've been a brotha for 3 months now. I've listened to Alex Clare because its good for my soul.
Getting fingered in the arse while being licked out on your period
Hey how was last night
Letโs just say I did a clare In Greece
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A free-spirited fun loving girl. Tends to be very OVERdramatic and very paranoid. Very Kind, Beautiful girl. Usually VERY funny. Very Social aswell. Best person you'll ever meet kind of person. Someone you won't forget very well. Can be shy, but not likely. Feels bad very easily. Can be cranky. and can be LOUD.
"Me and My friends went to the Movies yesturday"
Mary Clare - "did you guys talk about me?"
"you are so paranoid"
Mary Clare - "i know sorry"
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Actor, Singer and Director from Australia known for Channel V's TV series Blog Party as Cherry and as the lead singer in the Star Casino's She Wolves Cabaret production
Clare McCann is that famous actor from Channel V
A teenage fantasy author best known for her series, The Mortal Instruments.
Person: Cassandra Clare is my favourite author.
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