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To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)
Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.
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To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.
Don clarked the rental car.
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To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.
Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.
Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.
Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.
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An english name meaning a teacher or consultant, derived from the egyptian hieroglyphic meaning to love. It was first intended as a male name, but now is being used more frequently as female. A girl named Clarke is a loyal friend, who will protect those she loves at any cost. Other common characterisitics include humor, spontaneity, competitiveness, and hard-working. The most common hair and eye color for women named Clarke are blonde hair and brown eyes. The most common medical traits found in those named Clarke can include: anxiety, ADD, ADHD, diabetes, depression and breast cancer.
"Look at that girl over there!"
"Which one?"
"The blonde one. She looks like such a Clarke!"
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To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.
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verb - to use a nail gun, to nail
he clarked the leg on the ladder
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Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks
1. To urinate on one's self
2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement
3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...
4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day
4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind
5. The act of f*cking up in general
a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party.
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