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Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)
Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
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A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.
Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
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The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
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A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
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A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.
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A place in where there is an unbalanced guy to girl ratio. But a private university where engineers and business majors strive. Our Hockey teams are phenomenal. Our rival SlU is the more preppy pretend high class version of what Clarkson has to offer. At Clarkson we are more academic then slutty.
Go Golden Knights!!!
When you come to Clarkson University your guaranteed a job.
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