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Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
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A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.
Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.
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a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
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The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.
Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
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Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.
Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.
I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
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Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
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