When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
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The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy
Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: Itโs October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!
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A shot consisting of one part Blue Chair pineapple rum and one part Blue Chair mango rum.
I canโt wait to get Cletus McNasty in my mouth tonight.
What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".
Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?
A red neck mothafucka who chews dip and takes bathes in horse shit
that boy Cletus smell like shit
Damn nigga you right
WHAT BOAH?
the og memeber of a family of 8 snails
The cup of Cletus is in the teacher's room