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The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most “interesting” of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chief’s dong fell off, and the furry ran. “It was very vigorous and got me really turned on!” -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.
Chad: “Mommy’s going to give me the good ol’ Clinge Minge tonight!”
Papa: “Oh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!”
The opposite state of being shocked.
I was pretty cling free about Dave not being there on time.
Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
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A fling where one of the two involved turns out to be a clinger. Person #1 just planned on having a one time fling and person #2 is a stage 5 clinger.
"Man, I had a one-night stand with a girl on spring break and it turned out to be to a 'cling fling' -- she won't stop txting and calling me!"
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Window clings made of gel, often sold in theme packs for different seasons. Sometimes are in the shape of animals or letters. They are very colourful and sparkle when the sun shines through them. Often sold at dollar stores or at other places for a low cost.
A fun way to decorate your room.
I spent the change left over from clothes shopping on gel clings
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Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
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A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.