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clive palmer is a fat cunt. got liposuction in america but is still a fat cunt. lost 20kg but is still a fat cunt.
daler mehndi: 'hey dude, how's it going?'
clive palmer: "ye good dude chuck us some maccas cunt."
daler mehndi: "nah ur a fat cunt"
*tunak tunak tuns away*
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Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
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A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students
Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!
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when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate
I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.
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Clive Palmer is an Aussie version of Donald Trump but can be referred more to Hitler.
He is larger than a punching bag and is a huge motherfucking cunt.
He is the leader of the United Australia party (united idiot party) and spent 60 million Aud on advertising but Won no seats in the house of representatives or senate at Australia's 2019 election.
RIP.
I really Hate clive palmer. he is worse than Peter Dutton
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An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
Clive Owen is an amazing actor.
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When you set yourself a limit of 1 packet of TimTams per day, but you find yourself having a seizure on the floor of the bathroom at 2 am because you've eaten 27 packets, not 1.
My friend challenged me to do 5 Clive Palmers in 50 minutes.