When you stretch your ballsack out and attach it to a rope and hang upside down outside of a laundry mat before 8:00pm
Cuban coat hanger....
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Wearing your used condom draped over your still patially erect penis after any sexual encounter.
I didn't want to have to wash the sex off a perfectly good tube sock so I just sported the Sacramento coat hanger for a while.
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The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
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When a male breaks his penis sideways and inserts it into male or female partner
Im a crazy dude so im gonna give you a bent coat hanger.
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This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.
She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.
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When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.
When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!
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The reason that despite being fucked by thousands of people, elitists' mother does not have many many children.
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