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When you pour a glass of milk and use the ashes of a deceased African American to mix with the milk and enjoy your beverage.
Tom: Hey do you have anymore Nesquik?
Jerome: Nah man, but you can use some of my Aunt's Cocoa Powder.
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The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.
Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
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marijuana that has been laced with coke
Those cocoa puffs I smoked the other day FUCKED me up.
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Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?
Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.
How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.
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Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.
This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.
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