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When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.
I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.
A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.
AHHHH!!! Itโs cocomelon man!!!
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Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...
Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid
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Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"
John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s
Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist
Cocomelon
Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.
Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:
1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!