Coffe. A real bad ass, nothing you can drink. Although Coffe has something for you to suck on.
Damn i wish i was more of a Coffe.
Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.
I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!
Someone who likes to enjoy raping little boys in an extreme manner.
Pronounciation: (coe-fh)
Jerry: Dude there was a bunch of coffes at that McDonald's
Jack: Yeah man I think I might be one
The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.
"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."
"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.
Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"
Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"
coffe day a day you only drink coffe nothing else only coffe
girl-hey it's coffe day
Boy-oh but I drank water..
girl-well then your out