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Coffee: Nectar of the gods.
In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.
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A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!
Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.
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kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.
1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.
I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.
Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.
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mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice
i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire
The black juice that keeps mankind running.
Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.
Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?
Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!
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