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1.)A poor excuse for a rock band. Claiming to be progressive rock they appeal to emos who grew up in suburbia and cut themselves. While their supporters claim they are similar to Rush, their music is not nearly as progressive or influential. their lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, has hair that is larger than his head. This is why he has no talent, because it is all used in the effort to maintain such a stupid and "alternative" haircut. In fact, the tiny amount of talent Sanchez has is directly proportional to his penis size. No one in this band has enough talent to carry the guitar pick of the likes of Kirk Hammett or Slash. And the singing can be compared to a garbage disposal. Oh and claudio sanchez needs to be deported
2.homosexual band(s)
3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants
Hey did you go to the emo show yesterday?
No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.
3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!
Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.
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The best band of the 21st century. Perioed, end of discusion. yes i spelled period wrong. And for all you haters at the bottom of the list, a band doesnt suck if it sells out concerts, and sells millions of cds.
coheed and cambria is th best band of the 21st century. there aer other good bands, but they are all defined by a single genre. coheed isnt. get your facts straight, retards.
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A totally awesome emo band with a kickass singer leading the way.... hell ya!
Any band that can say "Coo coo ca choo" in a song and pull it off is amazing!
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the rawkingest post hardcore/emo band EVER! The hair! Its aliiive! augh! IKSOSE:3 is fabulous...mmmmm shiny and new...
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!
Emo Dude #1: Hey, you going to see Coheed and Cambria Tonight?
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!
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A band that thinks they're rush, just a bit heavier. They suck horribly on their CD's, but even more live. All the singer does is play his guitar in a corner by his amps, cover his face with his douche bag-like hair, and scream with such a high pitched voice it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Long story short: Faggots
Person 1: "Coheed and Cambria is one shitty band!"
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
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One of those trendy "emo" bands.
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
fuck all that gay poppy emo shit.
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If you wear dragon shirts and are deaf, you'd probably love this band.
I used to listen to Rush, but I just wasn't getting beat up enough. Recently, I got in to Coheed and Cambria, and now people are lined up daily to kick my ass.
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