Diet coke

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

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diet coke

Nickname for nasal snuff.

I didn't feel like taking a lipper so I had some Diet Coke.

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diet coke

One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.

"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."

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diet coke

A soft oddly coloured beverage from coco-cola
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.

Becky 'Please can I order a glass of diet coke, i dont feel like getting my brand new set of teeth all rubbery.'

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Diet Coke

puke

Diet Coke is gross

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Diet Coke

A person who will many times be known as a trix. One who does not have all the flavor and has a poor aftertaste. A person who follows. Many times known as a f***ing Brian

Jack is just a Diet Coke, dude. He adds nothing to our group flavor as a whole.

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Diet Coke

Forerly a diet cola this variation of Coke was modified by midwesterners much like coke and cherry coke to carry non-beverage like connotations. Diet Coke refers to something gay and is used as a tactful way of insult.

That pink and Purple Miata is Diet Coke. Those guys on queer eye are Diet Coke. That blonde spikey haircut of yours is diet coke.

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