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The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.
Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?
Officially it's an enema to flush out the colon but in the slang it means to literally scare someone shitless, which has the same effect as an enema.
Chrissy in the Sopranos got a high colonic when Junior's thugs took him out to the Meadowlands for a mock execution in season 1.
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A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.
Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.
:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.
"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)
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1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
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Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole
The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.
Diarrhea, which is so sudden, massive and explosive that it feels like your bowels have declared a holy war.
About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.