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When you give a blowjob and puke a little after swallowing-thats a comeback!
I blew my boyfriend and right after I swallowed - I puked a little and it comeback in my mouth!
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The few days or week after a break up where you make sure you look your best in front of your ex to let them know what they're missing.
comeback ex moving on
Hannah: Stacy why have you been looking so good these past few days?!
Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !
After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.
Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
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When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.
"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"
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A phenomenal comeback to an insult, that arrives in your head only 30 minutes too late. Coined from George's antics in the "Jerk Store" episode of Seinfeld. Frequently encountered during the car ride home from somewhere and in more extreme cases while in bed the night after getting humiliated.
After getting caught ingesting pounds of shrimp in a meeting a coworker tells George that, "the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" To this shaming George has no reply. Then on the drive home he comes up with a Costanza comeback, "well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you!"
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A team called the Vancouver Canucks in the NHL who tends to let their opponents run up the score for the first 40 minutes of play until tearing them apart in the last 20.
2-0 Calgary Flames after the 1st period
5-0 Calgary Flames after the 2nd period
7-5 Vancouver Canucks after the 3rd period.
We are the Comeback Kings.
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