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Kavaris Is Basically The Definition Of A Broke Comedian. A Broke Comedian Is One Who Dont Get Paid To Be A Comedian And Doing It For Free
Damn he a Broke Comedian
when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.
often inappropiate
Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
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when a female is performing fellatio, her male partner ejaculates in her mouth. Immediately following ejaculation, the male makes the female laugh in a method of his choice. When semen is seen flowing from the nose due to the laughter, the male proceeds to punch the female in the face. Bloody nose is preferred.
"What are you whining about, its not like i did it to you."
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A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.
An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.
James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.
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(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.
"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.
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jake paul.
the asshole is a hypocrite who bullies others about their own so called "bullying". His delinquent brother, tazed rats and has laughed at dead bodies in a joking manner and jake somehow justifies this
jake: "the jake paulers are the strongest army out there. dab"
literally everyone with common sense: why is this wannabe comedian fucking speaking
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Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
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