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Is an Australian built car by Holden, often closely resembles yacht in rough seas as it stumbles its way down the road and more than likely eminates the sound of timing chain rattle and a fat guys fart in a 4" PVC tube.
Normally seen in bright colours, along with body kits implying they get some kind of performance when throttle is applied (if the interior hasn't fallen apart preventing the use of the accelerator...)
Oh gross, what is that sound???
It's a BK VE Commodore..
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A highly overrated vehicle idolised by P Platers, Wogs and Bogans.
The VL is possibly the most affordable Commodore you can source, hence it being purchased by the groups mentioned above.
The price tag however is somewhat deceiving, as the vehicle is prone to incessant failure.
The vehicle however received some functional parts such as a Ford 9inch Diff and a Nissan engine.
(Which you could sell for almost the price of the vehicle)
Recommended modifications include: Metal sports steering wheels, VY commodore body kits, chopped springs, neon's, turbo badges, personalised plates such as SIK-VLT, 18inch front and 14inch rear wheels, muffler removal, low range sound system consisting of 7inch subs and $50 amps.
"I think I hear Dolphins screaming? That acne covered burger peddler didn't put acid in my Big Mac did he?
"Nah mate that's just the VL Commodore dosing in the car park"
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A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.
"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."
Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
a generally crappy car made by an Australian company that only make decent cars if it uses components from other manufacturers.
1st dude, unfortunate owner of holden commodore
"My VL broke down, again"
2nd dude
"buy a honda"
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A sedan made by the Australian arm of GM. They are good value with decent performance courtesy of an American 6.0L V8. Though unlike a lot of American cars, it actually handles well. A lot of the drivers are stereotyped as bogans but very few actually are. They are exported to the U.S. as Pontiacs (and now Chevrolets), to the Middle East as Chevrolets and to the U.K. as Vauxhalls. Generally made to compete with the Ford Falcon.
Ford/Non-holden owner: "All Holden drivers are bogan dickheads."
Holden owner: "You just mad because you've got no V8."
"I love my Holden Commodore, it's decently priced and I can have some fun when I put my foot down."
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Who's cars that? Where's deans?
That is deans..
But Dean has an SS Commodore!?!