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Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024


Compat

(1) A positive title for those who are seen to identify with or excel the agenda of The Centralist Government; a loyal patriot of Pacifica.

(2) An abbreviation of "compatriot"

Officer: I hope we're not causing any damage here, gentlemen.
Painter: Not at all, compat. We work here.
Officer: Alright, carry on.

by BeauregaurdFan1971 May 4, 2022