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A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.
My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.
When a woman who is usually a 3 is a 9 because she's the only woman at a conference full of dudes and her hotness level is elevated by 5 points because there's no competition.
Oh my gawd, Becky! I was so conference hot until Camilla came in and stole my thunder. I lost like 5 points on the hotness meter.
A sexual maneuver in which a British, U.S., and Russian male all gangbang a german and/or italian female
Dude! Germany got a big ol' Yalta Conference after WW2
9👍 7👎
A collegiate athletic conference that provides its fans with soccer quality LOWER than Junior Varsity in High School.
Weak, frail skinny "men" gingerly trotted around the field avoiding injury in another rotten game of "soccer" brought to you by the MIAC conference.
5👍 2👎
Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.
Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
9👍 6👎
One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.
Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.
3👍 1👎
Conference Roomed
When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
Yeah and yesterday we got conference roomed for swinging from the rafters naked and being too loud.
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