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The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride
male Sperm or female ejaculation come, cum, baby batter, DNA
Nicole was covered with genetic confetti after the orgy.
When your dog gets hair all over your pants
My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.
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undigested food or food particles such as corn, beans, or fruit seeds that are left on a persons penis after anal sex.
Don't allow Gertrude make you use the back door. She'll leave you with butt confetti to clean off.
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When you wipe your ass and shards of toilet paper get intermingled with the grundle grass sprouting around your asshole. See grundle grass
I dropped a grundle cosby off yesterday and thousands of pieces of grundle confetti just wouldn't shake off from my grundle grass.
See grundle cosby
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The bits of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes, usually due to cheap toilet paper.
"when I went for a dive in the bushes, I choked on some coochie confetti!"
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When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.
Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!